Isabella Rossellini: Green Porno

Just when you thought you'd seen everything, internationally renowned model and star of 'Blue Velvet' Isabella Rossellini starts making comedy films about insect sex. The oddball costumes and wince-inducing factoids of Sundance's 'Green Porno' series has kelp the Italian actress busy as she's moved in her sixties – and now she's taking her show on tour, with a monologue that is, even more inexplicable, written by legendary octogenarian French film director Jean-Claude Carrière. It'll be fun. Weird, but fun.